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Chris Husband has produced a wonderful book of his poetry, featuring some poignant and some very witty works

Below is one of his works, that makes me think of Vel…

Blackmailing Crows

The pigeon only has two toes

His feet were stolen by the crows.

The ransom asked was quite a bit

To be paid, digit by digit.

He can only just afford to pay

For two of his toes back per day.

But if he walks down on one knee

He thinks no-one else will see.

If this goes on for one more week

He might just have to pawn his beak

This might be a good time to get it bought!

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