It’s been a while since we recorded any videos and following legal advice we’re going to do another one shortly.

No, we’ve checked and you can’t actually stop us.

But you can make this a little easier on yourselves by telling us which piece from which book you’d like us to read out, or mangle as you prefer.

Oh go on, you know you want to.

No, really.

Look, Howard has two T shirts, I can only afford one.