Not put much on here since lockdown, so here’s something to titilate your special places:-

40 boring things about me (Ian), Howard, give everyone yours too
1. Do you swear? No I fucking don’t.

2. Coke or Pepsi? Neither

3. Have you ever fired a gun? Only an air pistol

4. Whisky, Tequila or vodka? Whisky

5. Mcd or KFC? neither

6. Favourite food? Veggie 

7. What do you drink in the morning? See answer 4! No, tea

8. Can you do a 100 push ups? Of course. I don’t need to prove it do I?

9. Summer Winter, Spring, or Autumn? All of them, except winter

10. Favourite Music? Varied, 60s – 80’s, classical, synth pop, Metal, punk

11. Tattoos? 0

12. Do you wear glasses? Yes, but not on my face

13. Phobias? Heights and claustrophobia 

14. Nicknames? Fred

15. Three drinks you drink? Real ale – the darker the better, white wine, whiskey please

16. Do you believe in ghosts? I believe in apparitions and believe they will be explained one day

17. Biggest downfall? Not exercising enough

18. Rain or Snow? No thanks. Rain if you insist

19. Piercings? Are you threatening me?

20. Mental age? Stone

21. Can you play a musical instrument? Used to play a little bit of guitar, but not to any standard

22. Favourite song? Different everyday. Possibly Fugazi by Marillion 

23. Kids? 1

24. Favourite Colour? Far too personal

25. Favourite crisp flavour? Cheese and onion 

26. Can you whistle? Yes 

27. Where were you born? Scousepool 

28. Do you have and siblings? 2 sisters

29. Have you had surgery? Only tonsils and adenoids removed aged 4 and 5…oh, and a boob job

30. Religious? I don’t need a book of rules written by fictional pixies! But seriously, I respect any views as long as they promote peace and love (corr! What a hippy!)

31. Shower or bath? Shower usually

32. Pet hates? Don’t hate any of them, but our parrot can be an annoying shit!

33. Favourite Book? The Dice Man or Salem’s Lot

34. Broken bones? You threatening me again? None

35. How many TVs in your house? 4

36. Worst pain? Probably having my head cracked open with a door handle aged about 10

37. Do you like to dance? NO! 

38. Favourite films? Hellraiser, The Man With The Golden Gun, Blazing Saddles, Holy Grail

39. Do you like camping? Fond memories of camping as a child, would love to take a Winnebego across Canada and maybe when the baby is back in his cradle, the USA

40. Are you weird? I hope so.