Hey hey! This is to introduce you to our new P.A. Roisin Caroline Sole! Say hello to Caroline everyone! Caroline has been proofreading book 4 for us (as well as Space Trash) and has now agreed to do more stuff for us! Pop by and say hello to her! Continue reading And introducing…
All those too many years ago, when Back on the Lash with Inspector Morose came out (the weekend before Lockdown, 2020, how good are we!). We included a number of dedications including (from Ian) one to the wonderful band Fiat Lux, who he’d followed since 1982. Why am I saying “he”? You all know it’s me, right? So, a couple of weeks ago, in the … Continue reading Let there be light!
Book 4 is finally finished! Just the proofreading and preparing and begging the wonderful Jon Dolan to do another cover for us and deciding what to call it… the book that is, not the cover! So not much to do then! This book is approximately three years late owing to the Covid thing, and both of us getting old. But, it’s a highly potent mix … Continue reading Finally!
He would have made a perfect Morose, in my opinion. Unless you can think of someone better? Continue reading Pants!
Who knew? Better buy some “bastad” sweary books, then to top up your IQ points. Fuckin’ ace! Continue reading F*ck me!
For the end of 2024 we’re having a sale. The books are as cheap as a ram raid on Victoria Wines! Get in quick, because when Howard finds out he’ll kick the shit out of me. Continue reading Bargain!
And work goes on to complete the further adventures of Endof! As we speak Morose is trying to sniff out the happy cabinet in a big house, without too much luck, and it’s a race against time, because Max is on the sniff too! At least the Chief Inspector has got Robbie Harris to generally get in his way. Don’t give up Endof! And don’t … Continue reading Whoop!
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I know I stand in line Until you think you have the time To spend an evening with me And if we go someplace to dance I know that there’s a chance You won’t be leaving with me Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place And have a drink or two And then I go and spoil it all By saying something stupid … Continue reading Frankie goes to Oxford
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