It’s just come to our attention that there are an extremely limited number of our books left!

Time to panic buy people! Form a queue on Amazon immediately or outside Chez Howard or Chez Ian

The government are promising there will be more coming but I really do suggest panic buying!

Stockpile multiple copies while you still can, even if you can’t read or think we’re as funny as Priti Patel.

Remember that bloke in front of you is filling his shopping trolley with copies – have a fight, then buy all the copies you can!!!