It’s just come to our attention that there are an extremely limited number of our books left! Time to panic buy people! Form a queue on Amazon immediately or outside Chez Howard or Chez Ian The government are promising there will be more coming but I really do suggest panic buying! Stockpile multiple copies while you still can, even if you can’t read or think … Continue reading Warning!

So you’ve waited patiently? Wait no more! A new short story available by clicking on NEXT STEPS, a bit of a teaser for Book 4, enjoy! Continue reading New Stuff!

Logically for every hero bitten by something good like a radioactive spider there must be people who gain super powers from interaction with something crap! What powers would a radioactive slug give you? You’d be too embarrassed to go out!  And conversely, what about radioactive people? Radioactive man bites cat! Cat puts on a mask to use that opposable thumb to open fridges. Who was … Continue reading You’re crap…

Happy Christmas everyone! Enjoy yourselves, let’s face it, we deserve it this year!  Don’t get too sober! Continue reading Seasons greetings!

For those people (and there are a lot), who enjoy Jon Dolan’s wonderful Morose animations, go and check out his YouTube page.  He has such sights to show you! https://m.youtube.com/user/JonScatman/videos Continue reading The magical Jon Dolan

Artwork as ever by the magical Jonathan Dolan… Continue reading And… This is happening…

If you want a discounted price, come to us direct, we’ll give you the best price we can. And if you happen to have been doing essential work during lockdown, you will get our best, best price…and our eternal thanks x Ianudinsloan@yahoo.co.uk Continue reading The benefit of being a small business 

Not put much on here since lockdown, so here’s something to titilate your special places:- 40 boring things about me (Ian), Howard, give everyone yours too 1. Do you swear? No I fucking don’t. 2. Coke or Pepsi? Neither 3. Have you ever fired a gun? Only an air pistol 4. Whisky, Tequila or vodka? Whisky 5. Mcd or KFC? neither 6. Favourite food? Veggie  … Continue reading Find out more…

370 pieces of absorbent toilet sheets wrapped lovingly in an exclusive piece of Jonathan Dolan’s artwork. Who could ask for more Buy it now before the panic buying starts! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Back-Lash-Inspector-Morose-Udin-Sloan/dp/B0858V13YS/ref=sr_1_1?crid=12YGUPAWXS7PG&keywords=back+on+the+lash+with+inspector+morose&qid=1583808717&sprefix=Back+on+the+lash+%2Caps%2C430&sr=8-1 Continue reading Morose saves the world

Good to see Jon Dolan continuing to make progress on the forthcoming (or maybe even third coming) Morose animation. See if you can identify the the three horror icons in this still… Continue reading The Office